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Complain to Blogger

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In the bottom right hand corner of my blog posting page,
which I think is called a dashboard, there is a button that I've just noticed.

It's says "Complain to Blogger."

Okay.

I will.

Blogger, thanks for listening.  I've been getting headaches recently, and I'm a little concerned.  There is a ganglion on the right side of my right foot and it means I can't always wear the shoes that I like.  My family loves pasta, so I make it frequently, but I don't like pasta.  My favourite coffee is getting low in the pantry and it hasn't been on sale for quite a while.  I have never been able to find waterproof mascara that doesn't flake off.  What am I supposed to do if I cry?  Every Kleenex box we've ever bought from Costco is defective.  The Kleenexes always come out in a big long stream, seven or eight together.  Our dog eats Kleenex if he finds them on the floor.  Why do people have to leave an endless stream of cups around every day?  The mail sometimes comes at 10 a.m., and some days not until 2 p.m.  There is moss on my driveway.  The deer ate my eggplant plant right out of the planter.

Wow.  I feel a lot better.  Thanks Blogger.  We'll have to do this again some time.

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